Well I was walking downtown,
Minding my business
When out of nowhere I saw this dude
That was the shizznet
A face of gold and the pecks to match
Shook his buns when he walked
A huge bulge in his pants
When he passed me on the street I couldn’t help but shot
“Yeah, he must work out”
I ran up to him,
I said my name is Rick
And if you play your cards right I’ll end up
Suckin’ your dick.
Baby Baby!
I’m the Dude of Your Dreams!
Baby Baby!
I’m going to make you scream
and put a fist in your man cunt.
Baby Baby!
I’m the Dude of Your Dreams!
You know what baby? You won’t find me flickin no ‘beans’
Took you home, made you some dinner
Then a bottle of wine turned you into a sinner
Before I knew it all of our clothes were on the floor
And you were eating my ass like it was soup-du-jour
The very next day I tried calling you up,
I knew the number was fake when Pedro picked up
I asked if you were there and all he could report was
‘Sorry you have the wrong number senior!’
Baby Baby!
I’m going to haunt your dreams!
Baby Baby!
I’m going to make you scream,
when I find out where you live
Baby Baby!
I’m going to haunt your dreams!
credits
from "Tossed Salad Days" EP,
released January 1, 2008
Pat Togay - Drums
Nic Togay - Vocals/Bass
Evan Togay - Guitar
YOTG D00d Krew:
"Billy Boy" Togay
"Big Dick" Togay
Little Dick aka "Dave"
Steve "Hairy Madonna" Togay
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